Thursday, May 15, 2008
Rant-McCartney Heather Mills or Elliott's Kristen?
I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are:
• a 22 year old hot babe,
• no begging,
• no coaxing,
• never a headache,
• wide open menu,
• ability to put BOTH legs around you,
• no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.
• Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.
• All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are:
• a 22 year old hot babe,
• no begging,
• no coaxing,
• never a headache,
• wide open menu,
• ability to put BOTH legs around you,
• no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.
• Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.
• All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
# posted by American Beer Drinking Club-Editors Rants & Raves @ 7:16 AM 
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