Opening a Bottle With Your Bare Hands

Okay, so you are at a party and snatch an import in front of a hot girl. Of course, there is no opener in sight. You want to look cool in front of the girl. What to do?

Are you wearing a ring? Great. Slip the ring on your middle finger and rotate it until the thickest part faces down.

Grasp the bottle firmly with the hand without the ring and bring your ring hand over the top palm flat. Tilt the neck of the bottle slightly away from you, position the outside portion of your ring just under the inside teeth of the cap. cough loudly to get the girls attention.

Using your hand as a lever, quickly roll the wrist forward as though you are shifting a car into high gear. At the same time, tilt the bottle toward you. Your ring should hook the cap like a bottle opener and peel it right off.

If it worked, you are the shit and get the girl.

Winner Greg Van Avermaet, Belgium, Team Predictor-Lotto, drinks beer on the podium after winning the German cycling race 'Rund um die Hainleite' in Erfurt, Germany, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007. The 'Rund um die Hainleite' cycling race is a tough old race which has survived two world wars, and is the oldest Classic race in Germany.

Pubs to Mask Smell of Stale Beer With Scents
Artificial scents are set to be pumped into British pubs to mask the smell of stale beer, sweat and other odors previously camouflaged by cigarette smoke, The Sunday Times reported.

Mitchells and Butlers, which runs about 2,000 pubs across Britain, is testing leather, freshly cut grass and ocean breeze fragrance in its premises since a ban on smoking in enclosed public space began in England on July 1.

"Appetising food smells have increased but others are less attractive, such as stale food and beer, damp, sweat and body odor, drains and - how do you put this nicely? - flatulence," Oliver Devine was quoted as saying.

The newspaper said an "ozonic" fragrance mimicking the smell of sea breeze has been tried out in four M and B pubs in Edinburgh and Glasgow in Scotland, where a similar was introduced in March 2006.

A model poses with a beer for media to promote the International Berlin Beer Festival. Every year at the first weekend of August more than 240 breweries from 80 countries present 1,750 different brands of beer.

An Extremely Drunk Man.........

An extremely drunk man stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face.

Maybe all I need is some fresh air" the man mutters as he crawls outside.

He tries to stand up again, but falls face first into the mud.

"Ah, screw it," the drunk groans. "I will just crawl home."

The next morning his wife finds him asleep on their doorstep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she says.

"Oh, yeah," he says "How did you guess?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."